ʝʋƨт αиσтнɛя ℓɛɛт κι∂ ∂ɛƨιɢи ғяσм 1999

Do not be afraid

click before it's too late this is a limited time offer and if you do not make use of this opportunity then you will miss out on

You take the blue pill... the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill... you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes

5 Posted By: divselector Topic: oldweb Date: 19:15, 04-08-1999

Sell Your Soul

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What is this, you ask?

It's web design inspired by my youth on the Internet in 1999 and the Wayback Machine. The jpg files in the design were scraped up and modified to appropriate proprtions. The page is not responsive; it's the oldweb here in this little corner so this page was optimized with Netscape Navigator. Be sure to sign my guestbook before you go.


This homepage is not under construction, but it is hazardous zone for newbs who come around for the first time and don't realize: What you ae experiencing is not a meme. This is 1999. You are getting hacked right now.

be careful...

The government is actively working to take this page down but I have installed ssh with no root login. That's right. This page is powered by encrypted key pairs.


The CIA can't stop me. But don't throw your life away thinking you can get away with moves like these. To risk it all like me is to be running for the rest of your life. If I could only go back to before I was l33t I would. It's a lot of responsibility. But yeah, the policy here is that I don't even care if you click my shit or not. Just... please don't try turning off the Javascript. I put a lot of effort into this hack so please.